Sweet lil' cards.

As I have mentioned, I am a BIG fan of products disguised as food. Know what else I love? Food with faces!!! I will forever remember my utter joy as a child of nine when my parents took me to EPCOT and we walked into "Food Rocks" (a rock concert with giant food puppets singing parodied rock songs in an effort to promote healthy eating. Awe-some.) I love when my food sings to me. Know what else I love... food puns! Below are some of the most perfect Valentine cards in town. They meet all of my requirements for awesomeness: retro-looking food, with faces, and a punny message. Enjoy.

Turnip. Hilarious.

A good egg. A good CARD!

Okay, this next one doesn't have food... but it is just so darn cyyuuuuute!

Say this next one out loud. It'll make ya giggle.

How much do you love her little bow?

Am I right, people? A-dor-able.

This popcorn one is my favorite. It's a double pun with a politeness. It's not demanding that you be the Valentine... it's unassumingly asking.

And this one is just so sweet.

Happy Valentines Day gang!